Thai joke

Make a joke in Thai language

i am always looking for a fun way to teach Thai so i think jokes are one of the ways to do so 

 

A: do you know which fish  is the most  polite fish ?  

B: don't you know ? fish can't speak

A: Carp fish

A: kun   ruu    bla   arai     puud      praw                     maag   ti   sud?

   "you   know  fish  what   speak     pleasant/sweet     the most ?

B: kun   mai   ruu law ?  bla puud     mai dai

 "  you  dont    know    ?  fish speak   can not

A:bla   caap

" fish   Carp